seeking political asylum!

November 8th, 2016 started off so well... 
Gordy and I did some solid cuddling while Todd caught a few extra zzz's.

Gordy was by far the most vocal he's ever been.

The three of us enjoyed a nice evening down at our beach where Gordy ingested about a pound of sand.  

Gordy actually ate so much sand that Todd tried to bury him up to his shoulders so he couldn't shovel any more into his mouth... Gordy resorted to plunging his face directly into the sand - no hands required.

And, we got to hang out with one of my favorite people, my mom, for a few hours.

It all went south when we turned on CNBC and watched as their map of the United States turned more and more red.  Our last shred of hope for our nation dwindled when Hilary Clinton conceded to Donald just before he walked onstage and puked a bunch of meaningless words all over the place.  So, our family is now seeking political asylum in ANY other country.  If anyone has any suggestions of a place that will take us, please don't hesitate to reach out.  We are very much open to ideas.

Before we finish up this post we'd like to give a shout out there to all of you Donald Trump supporters.  (Please keep in mind that we are a bottle of Sangria in and are pretty riled up.)  We couldn't be more disappointed that there are so many people in this country who could vote to elect a racist, sexist, xenophobic, hate-crime encouraging narcissist to be our next president.  He is a disgusting human being and you are all selfish idiots if you think that he's going to do anything "great" for this country.  

More than anything, we are sad for Gordy.  How is he supposed to learn right from wrong when you all have decided that it's perfectly acceptable behavior for our newly elected president to talk about how he sexually assaults women because he can.  Real cool.  I hope you gun-loving, monster-truck-driving, Bud-swilling, fear-mongering, homophobic, global-warming denying morons are proud of yourselves - and, when (not if) things unravel, you have no one but yourselves to blame.  Gordy and the rest of his generation will be the ones who will really suffer and will have to pick up the pieces of your horrible mistake.